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  4. chelsdamelsp:

    snorlaxatives:

    when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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    What on earth where do these gifs even come from

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  6. ddarkahn:


never forget

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    never forget

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  7. formerlyknownasemily:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

    formerlyknownasemily:

    55595472:

    eighttwotwopointthreethree:

    the-half-boy:

    I LIKE IT

    I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

    The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

    I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

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  8. Anonymous said: My crush turns 18 next week and I don't know what present I shall buy. What can I give to him?

    the-awesomepossum:

    A great blowjob. There is never a bad time to give a blowjob. “Happy birthday *unzips pants*”. Like that already sounds great. 

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  9. zackisontumblr:

i would cry if my bae used ‘your’ incorrectly twice too

    zackisontumblr:

    i would cry if my bae used ‘your’ incorrectly twice too

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  10. 5sospinkspeakers:

    floralprintharry:

    HE DID THE BARBARA DANCE 

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    The Barbara dance 😂😂😂

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  11. maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

    maximumbuttitude:

    maxofs2d:

    r.i.p. giant french buttplug

    may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

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  12. replasy:

unamusedsloth:

"Thank you, you’ve been great."

give em the ol razzle dazzle

    replasy:

    unamusedsloth:

    "Thank you, you’ve been great."

    give em the ol razzle dazzle

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  15. taliabobalia:

    my ascent into adulthood

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